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PerVirtuous
February 16th, 2006, 02:27 AM
For my old boss.


The man put his ear to the railroad tracks
heard a sailboat comming so he sent me a fax
it said, "Sh!t's OK if you keep it in your shoe
and I don't like living and I don't like you."

So, I went to the market and bought him a heart
it was cold and purple but at least it's a start
then I knocked on his door and began to advance
he cried, "Leave me alone while I change my pants."

Business as usual
everything will be beautiful
if you close your eyes and don't rock the boat
business will be ususal.

Then up popped a woman with a bone through her nose
and a smiling jack painted on her pantyhose
she said, "I'm the man and I'm telling you
that ****'s OK if you keep it in your shoe."

Then she sent in the jester all green, blue and red
with dried **** caked all over his head
he said, "Sh!t is impossible not to do,
so it's much, much better if you keep it in your shoe."

Business as usual
everything will be beautiful
if you close your eyes and don't rock the boat
business will be ususal.

So I called in the doctor and gave him the scoop
I said, "What can we do about all this poop?"
He said, "What do you mean, son, the sh!t smells great!
but I fear that we must amputate!"

Well, I think sh!t stinks and an ill wind blows
and I can't stand squishing between my toes
if you don't like that and you can't see fit
then you don't like life and you don't know sh!t!"

Business as usual
everything will be beautiful
if you close your eyes and don't rock the boat
business will be ususal.

HappyLady
February 16th, 2006, 10:39 AM
You are the only person I know who could eloquently philosophize...about sh!t. :lol: