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PerVirtuous
May 13th, 2006, 02:25 PM
I must profess my wonder at the men who love and praise

those women who are without flaws and perfect in their ways

With me such beauty, flawless, would set-off security bells

for I can't stomach girls who have no pimples, warts, and smells



Pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts, and smells

the very things that any normal gentleman repels

pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts and smells

I only want a woman who has pimples, warts, and smells



No way a girl without a flaw has ever had to deal

with troubles such as I present with blemishes surreal

So, I will opt to find a gal who sports her Earthly tells

seductively calling me with her pimples, warts, and smells



Pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts, and smells

and if she picks or scratches one it bleeds and scabs and swells

pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts and smells

I only want a woman who has pimples, warts, and smells



But, don't dispair oh perfect girls don't sob, wail, or boo-hoo

I've faults enough for both of us and will share mine with you

Perfection's not a lifetime curse procured by magic spells

so, I can surely cure you with my pimples, warts, and smells



Pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts, and smells

when just a simple whiff of air her sure approach fortells

pimples, warts, and smells, pimples, warts and smells

I only want a woman who has pimples, warts, and smells

sylouette
May 13th, 2006, 06:21 PM
There is nothing more to my disgrace
than a woman with pimples and smells.
Does she not clean her ass or face
where lots of yucky odors and dirt dwells?

I so detest a girl with bad hygeine,
and pimples, warts, and smells.
It shows that she tends not to clean
the places that dirt and odor dwells.

A woman with flaws can have beauty
long as those flaws aren't pimples and smells.
For these are signs of her not doing her duty
of cleaning places where odors and dirt dwells.

But for men, to each his own.

PerVirtuous
May 13th, 2006, 07:59 PM
It was metaphorical, sweetie.

sylouette
May 13th, 2006, 08:49 PM
It was metaphorical, sweetie.

So was mine! SHEESH. :kiss:

fatuitous
May 16th, 2006, 03:22 PM
*sniff*

So beautiful, we don't have to be perfect to be happy. I shall now where my blemishes with pride!

sylouette
May 16th, 2006, 03:37 PM
*sniff*

So beautiful, we don't have to be perfect to be happy. I shall now where my blemishes with pride!

No, you don't.....but please, no smells. :P

fatuitous
May 16th, 2006, 03:49 PM
but please, no smells

*smells*