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Thread: Poor Guy

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    Poor Guy

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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    Re: Poor Guy

    It is a signal lesson not to make assumptions
    "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin.
    Emitte lucem et veritatem - Send out light and truth.
    'Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt' - Julius Caesar (rough translation, 'Men will think what they want to think')
    Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson.

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    Re: Poor Guy

    Indeed!

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    Re: Poor Guy

    Hehe thats funny!
    "I appear to be in a very deep, dark hole. That seems a familiar concept, what does it remind me of? Aaahh. I remember... Life, don't talk to me about life." - Marvin the Paranoid Android.

    "I'm sorry. I've got a terrible memory for species." - Zaphod Beeblebrox

    "Great guy, Roostar, great hitcher. He really knows where his towel is." - Ford Prefect

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