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  1. #1
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    Europe Terror Threat!

    Heightened European Terrorist Threat Levels
    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
    threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
    Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or
    even “A Bit Cross.”
    Londoners have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea
    supplies all but ran out.
    Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody
    Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
    level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
    terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.”
    The only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate.”
    The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s
    white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s entire military
    capability.

    It’s not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
    alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and
    Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.”
    Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change
    Sides.”

    The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance”
    to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”
    They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
    threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
    These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so, when sailing
    round the British Isles, the new Spanish navy can get a really good look
    at the old Spanish navy.

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    Re: Europe Terror Threat!

    Ouch. I love it.
    -= Phrique =-

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    Re: Europe Terror Threat!

    Quote Originally Posted by FruitandNut View Post
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    It’s not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
    alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and
    Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.”
    Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change
    Sides.”
    Can't....breathe....tooo....funny! That is awesome!
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    Re: Europe Terror Threat!

    oh, I am SOOO sending this one to hubby.
    I can only be who He allows me to be, I can only stand where He places me. 1Peter 5:6
    The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. ---Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Re: Europe Terror Threat!

    eh i've seen better from you f and n i have to give you props for your jokes
    Nothing will stand against the returning of He who hath died for us and His Father who breathed the breath of life into the dust that created man.
    Humbleness, Love, and loyalty to the word and his message.

    BF55.....

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    Re: Europe Terror Threat!

    Hahahaha I loved it...
    Show me the government that does not infringe upon anyone's rights, and I will no longer call myself an anarchist.~Jacob Halbrooks
    "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.~Benjamin Franklin
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