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    Men/women's guide

    The mens guide to what a woman really means when she says....

    1) We need= I want.
    2) It's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now.
    3) Do what you want = you'll pay for this later.
    4) Whatever = you'll pay for this later.
    5) Fine = you'll pay for this later.
    6) We need to talk = I need to complain.
    7) You're so manly = you need to shave and you sweat to much.
    8) I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset you moron.
    9) Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
    10) This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
    11) Hang the picture there = No I mean hang it there.
    12) I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
    13) Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
    14) How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
    15) Is my butt to big? = tell me I'm beautiful.
    16) Are you listening to me? = too late you're dead.



    The womans guide to what a man is really saying.....

    1) I'm hungry = I'm hungry
    2) I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
    3) I'm tired = I'm tired
    4) Do you want to see a movie? = I'd eventually like to sleep with you.
    5) Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to sleep with you.
    6) Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to sleep with you.
    7) May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to sleep with you.
    8) Nice dress = nice cleavage.
    9) What's wrong? = what meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
    10) What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question tonight.
    11) I'm bored = do you want to have sex.
    12) I love you = lets have sex now.
    13) Will you marry me = I want to make it illegal for you to sleep with other guys.
    14) I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I'm gay.



    What a woman says:
    "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no cloths to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"
    What a man hears:
    "Bla bla bla bla, C'MON bla bla bla bla, YOU AND I bla bla bla bla, ON THE FLOOR bla bla bla bla, NO CLOTHS bla bla bla bla, RIGHT NOW!"
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    Re: Men/women's guide

    Haha Jen, thanks for helping.
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    Re: Men/women's guide

    Quote Originally Posted by Aspoestertjie View Post
    Haha Jen, thanks for helping.
    Hehehe you're very welcome
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    Re: Men/women's guide

    Quote Originally Posted by Just Me
    8) Nice dress = nice cleavage.
    That's not entirely accurate. It can also mean "nice @ss", "I want to sleep with you", or "just get in the g*ddamn car already and let's get to the movie".
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    Re: Men/women's guide

    13) Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
    hmm. I usually say..."I love you!!!!"...."Can we go to Disney World?"

    Hasn't worked yet though. Dang it.
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    Re: Men/women's guide

    Quote Originally Posted by CliveStaples View Post
    That's not entirely accurate. It can also mean "nice @ss", "I want to sleep with you", or "just get in the g*ddamn car already and let's get to the movie".
    It depends on the dress.
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