This is a record of a conversation I had with a friend:
ME: So, are you watching the debate tonight?
FRIEND: Nah. I decided who I was voting for 4 years ago; anyone but Obama.
ME: There is nothing that could change your mind? What if Obama has an awesome debate? What if Romney says something incredibly stupid?
FRIEND: Bro, Romney could come out and say he was Waffen SS and I would still vote for him.
ME: LOL, wait...arent you Jewish?
FRIEND: Exactly my point.