Bad Joke...but since no one reads this forum I'm safe!

[cstamford]

The guy I've in the past paid to tell me exactly why I'm such a crappy golfer told me this joke today:

What is the difference between a women's track club and a group of clever pygmies?

Answer: the pygmy group is a bunch of cunning runts......

[evensaul]

If we're going crude...

Although my wife's farts smell horrible, they are completely silent. She never closes her mouth long enough to build up pressure.

[cstamford]

If we're going crude...

Although my wife's farts smell horrible, they are completely silent. She never closes her mouth long enough to build up pressure.

I give it equal points for vulgarity, but mine has a play on words too, so I win, I win!

[LagerHead]

How's this one for offensive?


Q: What's the difference between a garage full of dead hookers and a garage full of $100 bills?








A: I don't have a garage full of $100 bills.

[Sigfried]

What did the hooker say to the leper?



Thanks for the tip!

[Talthas]

Don't make me break out the dead baby jokes....