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    Bad Joke...but since no one reads this forum I'm safe!

    The guy I've in the past paid to tell me exactly why I'm such a crappy golfer told me this joke today:

    What is the difference between a women's track club and a group of clever pygmies?

    Answer: the pygmy group is a bunch of cunning runts......

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    Re: Bad Joke...but since no one reads this forum I'm safe!

    If we're going crude...

    Although my wife's farts smell horrible, they are completely silent. She never closes her mouth long enough to build up pressure.
    "If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to. This is the last stand on Earth." - Ronald Reagan

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    Re: Bad Joke...but since no one reads this forum I'm safe!

    Quote Originally Posted by evensaul View Post
    If we're going crude...

    Although my wife's farts smell horrible, they are completely silent. She never closes her mouth long enough to build up pressure.
    I give it equal points for vulgarity, but mine has a play on words too, so I win, I win!

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    Re: Bad Joke...but since no one reads this forum I'm safe!

    How's this one for offensive?


    Q: What's the difference between a garage full of dead hookers and a garage full of $100 bills?








    A: I don't have a garage full of $100 bills.

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    Re: Bad Joke...but since no one reads this forum I'm safe!

    What did the hooker say to the leper?



    Thanks for the tip!
    Feed me some debate pellets!

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    Re: Bad Joke...but since no one reads this forum I'm safe!

    Don't make me break out the dead baby jokes....
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