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    Speaking English is hazardous to your health

    The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
    The brutal, soul-shaking truth is that we are so earthly minded we are of no heavenly use.
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    Re: Speaking English is hazardous to your health

    De Nederlanders een heleboel kaas eten, en waarschijnlijk hebben langer leven dan Amerikanen.
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    Re: Speaking English is hazardous to your health

    It's really a funny idea! I am sure that the author of these jokes has some more ideas for such jests. But at the same time such phrases we can alter so they will get opposite meaning.

 

 

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