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    Zhavric

    Zhavric has a hole in his head.



    *sits and awaits a witty come back or pehaps a personal insult against me*
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    Re: Zhavric

    In prison it would be put to communal use. ;?
    But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander.
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    Re: Zhavric

    Perhaps he should stop the weird cross breeding of animals in his basment. I am sure there are some felony charges that could incur, animal cruelity or what now. I would imagine that prison is not a destination of choice if communal usage of the hole in his head would happen.
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    Re: Zhavric

    Yes, he would be passed around in prision like a chain smoke in the back ally,

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    Re: Zhavric

    *tries to listen*
    *cannot hear*
    *takes rag and uses it to clean away prison-goo in his ears*
    *then closes the door to all the animals he is breeding*

    What were you guys talking about?

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    Re: Zhavric

    I am actaully just talking about your avatar. It looks like a hole, I don't know.
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    Re: Zhavric

    Quote Originally Posted by sbgtfJC
    I am actaully just talking about your avatar. It looks like a hole, I don't know.
    Oh, well that makes more sense then. Either a shadow thing or a gunshot wound or something.
    But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander.
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    Re: Zhavric

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Hyde
    Oh, well that makes more sense then. Either a shadow thing or a gunshot wound or something.
    Am I the only one who thinks it looks like a fly?

    Yer totally hawt, Zhav, prison-goo and animal love notwithstanding.
    My brain is trying to kill me...

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    Now that you mention it, it does look like a fly.
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    Re: Zhavric


    Zhavric's Avatar 101:

    Zhavric's avatar is none other than Spider Jerusalim from the pages of Warren Ellis' graphic novel Transmetropolitan (aka Transmetro). The tattoo on the forehead is a spider.

    Spider Jerusalim is something of a gonzo journalist in a fictional future America. His world is "The City", a giant megalopolis that is a drug & technology obsessed mega-city where no one seems to know what year it is. It's a city where designer genetic traits (aka "Traits") come in pharmecutical pill bottles. You'll notice that Spider is smoking... it's because he keeps a bottle of "anti-cancer trait" in his medicine cabinet.

    So what's Spider all about?

    Spider is interested in one thing and one thing only: The Truth. That's it. He doesn't care who he has to shoot with his bowel disrupter* or who the Truth happens to piss off. He writes a column for a newspaper called "The Word"... a column titled "I hate it here".

    In the course of the many story archs of Transmetro, Spider takes on a fictional president of the United States named Gary Calahan who Spider nicknames "The Smiler". In my wildest fantasies, someone like Spider appears in the political reporting scene and exposes Bush's disdain for The Truth and all the terrible horrible things he'd done behind the scenes. I also love Warren Ellis' take on organized religion and what Spider does at a conference of "new faiths" (I believe it's in The New Scum or Lust for Life).

    So, that's why I love Spider. The graphic novel is great and definately worth checking out.


    *Three settings on the bowel disrupter: loose, watery, and prolapse...

 

 

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