What It Means To Be A Republican
by Larry Beinhart
The vice president shoots you in the heart and in the face. Then you apologize for all the trouble itís caused him. Thatís what it means to be a Republican.
Despite almost hysterical warnings the president stays asleep at the wheel. He does nothing about terrorism and 9/11 happens. He responds by running away to Nebraska. Three days later he makes a supposedly impromptu speech with a bull horn on the rubble of the World Trade Center. He is universally cheered as a hero. Thatís what it means to be a Republican. The president puts together false claims to go to war with the wrong country. His party universally supports him. Thatís what it means to be a Republican.
The administration mismanages the war in Iraq so that it creates chaos, a breeding ground for terrorists and political opportunities for Islamic fundamentalists. Along the way, the reasons for going to war are exposed as false. The president runs on national security as his main issue. He is re-elected. Thatís what it means to be a Republican.
The president cheerfully gives away the surplus to the richest people in the country. Then he runs up record debts, just to throw more money their way. He claims it has helped Americaís economy. People act like they believe him. Thatís what it means to be a Republican.
The administration continues itís magnificent tradition of going to sleep when it is warned of disaster. It does nothing when Katrina is coming. It continues its record of doing nothing when disaster arrives. As New Orleans was lost, just as when the World Trade Center was lost, the president got as far away as possible. But he canít be blamed for what nature did. Thatís what it means to be a Republican.
The president orders wiretaps without warrants, a straightforward violation of the constitution. When the Attorney General is called to testify, the head of the Judiciary Committee insists that his testimony not be under oath. The head of the intelligence committee suggests that the law be changed, now, to make it legal after the fact. Thatís what it means to be a Republican.
Alberto Gonzales helped come up with the program that rejected the Geneva Conventions, that permits torture, that says that the president is above the law and that ďI was only following ordersĒ should be a defense against a charge of war crimes. Ah, if only the Nazi war criminals who were hung at Nuremberg had Gonzales there to defend them. The president nominates Gonzales to be his new Attorney General. He is confirmed with little debate and no outrage. Thatís what it means to be a Republican.
This needs to be understood.
What it implies is that Republicans canít be dealt with as if reason and facts will sway them. Because it won't. Itís hard for reality based people, regular Democrats and Liberals, to understand that.
What it letís us know is that reality based people, Democrats, Liberals, real Conservatives, old-fashioned Republicans and non-profit Christians have to take more vigorous and rigorous stands. Or reality and real American values and the American landscape will disappear, not just temporarily, but forever.
The Republican Party of George Bush, Tom DeLay and James Dobson gots to go. If you vote Republican in the upcoming '06 election, you're nothing more than a goddamned fool. Agree/disagree?