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    Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Dante's Inferno Quiz.


    Fifth Level of Hell

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    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
    But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander.
    1 Peter 3:15-16

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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Damn. I got sent to Limbo.

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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Second level of hell (I always was a moderate) - I think the lust level was too high. Hey there Snackboy - sure is hot down here!

    LevelWho are sent there?Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers High
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Snoop
    Hey there Snackboy - sure is hot down here!
    Quit moaning, Snoop; just think of the electricity, gas and oil bills you will save on - especially in the winter

    It's not quite so hot where I am:

    Purgatory

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    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High

    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
    Level 2 Lustful Moderate
    Level 3 Gluttonous Low
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
    Last edited by FruitandNut; March 23rd, 2006 at 09:21 PM.
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Seventh Level of Hell

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    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers High
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Low
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Yay, I made it to Purgatory. Too bad I believe in neither it nor multiple levels of Hell.

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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Though it doesn't mean much to me, as I don't believe in Hell, much less this tiered form of it:

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
    Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by KevinBrowning
    Yay, I made it to Purgatory. Too bad I believe in neither it nor multiple levels of Hell.
    Does this mean a simple in or out of Heaven and Hell, Kev?

    Since Heaven is a place were imperfection cannot exist; apart from your good self of course, where does that leave the rest of us ??????
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Extreme
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

    Take the Dante's Inferno Test
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Yay! I'm in the lead!

    ~Edit: Aw hell. I just noticed Syl made it to level seven, dammit.

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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dionysus
    Yay! I'm in the lead!

    ~Edit: Aw hell. I just noticed Syl made it to level seven, dammit.
    Fancy a hand up to the Halls of the Righteous, or are you having too good a time wailing and gnashing your teeth and taking your turn at fire stoking with the other snowmen?
    Last edited by FruitandNut; October 20th, 2006 at 11:53 PM.
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    syl - "My place or your's tonight?" I hope there is a lift/elevator in Hell, with all those levels!
    "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." - Anais Nin.
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    'Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt' - Julius Caesar (rough translation, 'Men will think what they want to think')
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by FruitandNut
    Fancy a hand up to the Halls of the Righteous, or are you having too good a time wailing and gnashing your teeth and taking your turn at fire stoking with the other snowmen?
    I appreciate the gesture, but I dig snake-haired chicks.

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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Although I really don't believe in Hell (or any other afterlife, for that matter), I took the quiz. I mean, what else is there to do at 3:30 in the morning?

    Apparently, Syl and I are just a pair of evil little wenches.

    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

    Seventh Level of Hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    LevelScore
    Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
    Level 2 (Lustful)High
    Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
    Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
    Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
    Level 7 (Violent)Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dionysus
    I appreciate the gesture, but I dig snake-haired chicks.
    Yeh, but think about all those tacky and gross syphalitic guys like Henry VIII that will have 'been there' and 'done it' before you!

    Hmmn, as an afterthought, perhaps Hell's Fires would sterilize everything.
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by FruitandNut
    Yeh, but think about all those tacky and gross syphalitic guys like Henry VIII that will have 'been there' and 'done it' before you!
    Oh right. Maybe I'll take you up on that offer after all!

    Quote Originally Posted by FruitandNut
    Hmmn, as an afterthought, perhaps Hell's Fires would sterilize everything.
    Maybe, but why take the chance?

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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

    First Level of Hell - Limbo
    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

    Eh, I'll take it.
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    Re: Abandon all hope...and other good stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Someone
    There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
    Poor summary. Limbo IS punishment: it is a denial of Heaven. Those who exist in Limbo are entirely without Hope. To know the ultimate Truth but to be eternally separated from it would truly be punishment for the likes of Plato.
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